Catulle
Flavius, if it were not that your mistress is rustic and
unrefined, you would want to speak of her to your Catullus;
you would not be able to help it. But (I am sure) you are in
love with some unhealthy-looking wench; and you are
ashamed to confess it.
Well then, whatever you have to tell, good or bad, let
me know it. I wish to call you and your love to the skies by
the power of my merry verse.